May 4, 2005

Lightbulb Jokes

Cheap lightbulb jokes, from Chris Irwin, for your enjoyment. Rock on.

Q: How many charismatics does it take to change a light bulb?
A: One to change the light bulb and one to cast out the spirit of darkness.

Q: How many Baptists does it take to change a light bulb?
A: ... change???

Q: How many Methodist does it take to change a light bulb?
A: "...what, it's burnt out???"

Q: How many Church of Christ members does it take to change a light bulb?
A: None; "Unless the Bible specifically authorizes us to change the light bulb, we shall not change it."

Q: How many Televangelists does it take to change a light bulb?
A: 54; One to tearily sing about the burned out lightbulb, one to bind the spirit of darkness that caused it to be burned out, one to prophetically give us a word from God about the need for a new lightbulb, one to to show a video on the ministry's many lightbulbs they continually change throughout the world, and about 50 more to count the money received from the faithful to buy that new lightbulb.

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