Rochester, my home city, made headlines for it's Phantom Diner.
Al Gore tried to warn us, but we just wouldn't listen.
A linens-n-things spinoff store is doing remarkably well.
And of course, we're not mad at the monster, just disappointed with him.
Lastly, completely unrelated to the Onion, Youtube wouldn't let me post this particular video, but it is seriously worth a watch. Seriously.