I love The Onion.  This was in their news today, and once again I find that I admire the style they bring to telling it like it is.  Enjoy.
 
 
 I tend to reminisce on the sermon from Sunday during my shower on monday morning; scrubbing myself just doesn't seem to occupy my mind enough, it seems.  Anyway, yesterday's sermon was well-written, articulate, and on the whole, interesting.  Bill presented the analogy of a toolbox and the building of a deck to the Church and its use of spiritual gifts for a purpose.  But as I lathered, rinsed, and repeated, it occurred to me that what you hardly ever hear in the same breath are ideas on spiritual gifts and those in poverty.  He presented the idea - correct, I think - that our spiritual gifts, when best used, compliment and reinforce each other to produce the best results; you can't build a deck without a screwdriver.  Without the right tools, the deck just doesn't get built.  It's a community project - spiritual gifts are for the building of the Church (metaphorically speaking, not like an actual building), as a group; they are not for the appeasement of the individual.
I tend to reminisce on the sermon from Sunday during my shower on monday morning; scrubbing myself just doesn't seem to occupy my mind enough, it seems.  Anyway, yesterday's sermon was well-written, articulate, and on the whole, interesting.  Bill presented the analogy of a toolbox and the building of a deck to the Church and its use of spiritual gifts for a purpose.  But as I lathered, rinsed, and repeated, it occurred to me that what you hardly ever hear in the same breath are ideas on spiritual gifts and those in poverty.  He presented the idea - correct, I think - that our spiritual gifts, when best used, compliment and reinforce each other to produce the best results; you can't build a deck without a screwdriver.  Without the right tools, the deck just doesn't get built.  It's a community project - spiritual gifts are for the building of the Church (metaphorically speaking, not like an actual building), as a group; they are not for the appeasement of the individual.
 The idea of the stimulus package subverts freedom because it quietly avoids the issue of responsibility.  If we are free to choose our own path and insist on doing so, then we must necessarily be free to make mistakes - it's how we learn.  The stimulus package is the government's way of pandering to culture, saying "it's ok, you can do whatever you want and we'll be there to hand you money when you fail; don't feel bad about yourself, be happy!"  A stimulus package is subversive to freedom because it takes away responsibility of the individual, the family, and even the local and state governments to spend their money responsibly.  They are in debt because they made some stupid choices, but being "bailed out" does not force them to re-evaluate their spending or to cut out unnecessary "fat" from budgets (like, why don't they try to skip on the brand-new corporate jet this year when they're laying off 10,000 people?).  It simply perpetuates the problems, delays the inevitable, and ultimately makes the problems that much worse for future generations.
The idea of the stimulus package subverts freedom because it quietly avoids the issue of responsibility.  If we are free to choose our own path and insist on doing so, then we must necessarily be free to make mistakes - it's how we learn.  The stimulus package is the government's way of pandering to culture, saying "it's ok, you can do whatever you want and we'll be there to hand you money when you fail; don't feel bad about yourself, be happy!"  A stimulus package is subversive to freedom because it takes away responsibility of the individual, the family, and even the local and state governments to spend their money responsibly.  They are in debt because they made some stupid choices, but being "bailed out" does not force them to re-evaluate their spending or to cut out unnecessary "fat" from budgets (like, why don't they try to skip on the brand-new corporate jet this year when they're laying off 10,000 people?).  It simply perpetuates the problems, delays the inevitable, and ultimately makes the problems that much worse for future generations. This is not saying that a stimulus package can't work.  However, it IS saying that the way we use it must be responsible, or else it will fail.  In some ways, this package is useful(take, for instance, the money being devoted to rebuilding infrastructure such as highways and public transportation - my father, for one, is very happy about that because he sees the state of such things all the time, and they need help).  However, perhaps more money ought to be devoted to the businesses that actually need the help, rather than those that are simply being evolved out of the market for building crappy products (ahem, GM) or for spending money irresponsibly (pretty much all of Wall Street).  Take, for example, small businesses who are constantly forced to lay off one more worker because they can't afford the taxes on their income (I used to work for such a business), which naturally cuts back the amount of work they can do, which cuts back revenue, which perpetuates a cycle.  These small businesses do not generally overspend on things they cannot afford; yet they are suffering because of the large businesses that do.
This is not saying that a stimulus package can't work.  However, it IS saying that the way we use it must be responsible, or else it will fail.  In some ways, this package is useful(take, for instance, the money being devoted to rebuilding infrastructure such as highways and public transportation - my father, for one, is very happy about that because he sees the state of such things all the time, and they need help).  However, perhaps more money ought to be devoted to the businesses that actually need the help, rather than those that are simply being evolved out of the market for building crappy products (ahem, GM) or for spending money irresponsibly (pretty much all of Wall Street).  Take, for example, small businesses who are constantly forced to lay off one more worker because they can't afford the taxes on their income (I used to work for such a business), which naturally cuts back the amount of work they can do, which cuts back revenue, which perpetuates a cycle.  These small businesses do not generally overspend on things they cannot afford; yet they are suffering because of the large businesses that do.
